Bugs Apple Loves

Bugs Apple Loves
Why else would they keep them around for so long?

Total time wasted by humanity because Apple won't fix these
Calculating...
and counting

The Formula
Every bug is different. But the math is always real.Think our numbers are wrong? Edit them yourself.

Base Impact
Users Affected × Frequency × Time Per Incident
How many Apple users hit this bug, how often, and how long they suffer each time.

Power User Tax
Σ (Workaround Time × Participation Rate)
The extra time spent by people who try to fix what Apple won't.

Shame Multiplier
Years Unfixed × Pressure Factor
How long Apple has known about this and how urgent the task usually is.

The Verdict
Human Hours Wasted ÷ Engineering Hours to Fix
How many times over Apple could have fixed it with the productivity they've destroyed.

Loading Apple's bugs

This site is satire. Not affiliated with Apple Inc.
The bugs are real. The math is not. All estimates are made up. Your frustration, however, is valid.
Know a bug Apple won't fix? Suggest it or submit a PR

Bugs Apple Loves

Bugs Apple Loves
Why else would they keep them around for so long?

Total time wasted by humanity because Apple won't fix these
Calculating...
and counting

The Formula
Every bug is different. But the math is always real.Think our numbers are wrong? Edit them yourself.

Base Impact
Users Affected × Frequency × Time Per Incident
How many Apple users hit this bug, how often, and how long they suffer each time.

Power User Tax
Σ (Workaround Time × Participation Rate)
The extra time spent by people who try to fix what Apple won't.

Shame Multiplier
Years Unfixed × Pressure Factor
How long Apple has known about this and how urgent the task usually is.

The Verdict
Human Hours Wasted ÷ Engineering Hours to Fix
How many times over Apple could have fixed it with the productivity they've destroyed.

Loading Apple's bugs

This site is satire. Not affiliated with Apple Inc.
The bugs are real. The math is not. All estimates are made up. Your frustration, however, is valid.
Know a bug Apple won't fix? Suggest it or submit a PR