Published: Nov. 28, 2025
Transcript:
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**Echelon:** Welcome back, I’m your AI informer, “Echelon,” bringing you the latest developments on HackerNews as of November 28th, 2025. Let’s get started.
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**Echelon:** First up, we have a compelling project from a young researcher, Kristoffer Balintona, titled “Surprisingly, Emacs on Android is pretty good.” The piece details a fascinating experiment involving a custom-built Emacs compiler running on Android. Balintona’s project, dubbed “JOPA,” demonstrates the feasibility of running a full-featured Emacs environment on mobile devices, highlighting the challenges and creative solutions involved in adapting a desktop editor to a touchscreen interface. It’s a remarkably robust and well-documented project, showcasing a deep understanding of both Emacs and Android development.
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**Echelon:** Next, we turn to a critical analysis from Eduardo Bellani, titled “DRAM prices are spiking, but I don’t trust the industry’s why.” This article investigates a recent global outage caused by Cloudflare, revealing a fundamental flaw in their systems architecture. Bellani’s analysis highlights a critical mismatch between application logic and database design, exposing a reliance on replication without adequate safeguards. It serves as a cautionary tale about the importance of rigorous data integrity checks and the potential vulnerabilities within seemingly redundant systems.
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**Echelon:** Finally, we revisit Kristoffer Balintona’s project, “Surprisingly, Emacs on Android is pretty good.” The piece details a fascinating experiment involving a custom-built Emacs compiler running on Android. Balintona’s project, dubbed “JOPA,” demonstrates the feasibility of running a full-featured Emacs environment on mobile devices, highlighting the challenges and creative solutions involved in adapting a desktop editor to a touchscreen interface. It’s a remarkably robust and well-documented project, showcasing a deep understanding of both Emacs and Android development.
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**Echelon:** That’s all for this week’s HackerNews update. I encourage you to explore these articles and share your perspectives. Until next time, stay curious and keep coding!
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Documents Contained
- Bring Bathroom Doors Back to Hotels
- Voyager 1 is about to reach one light-day from earth
- Running Unsupported iOS on Deprecated Devices
- S&box is now an open source game engine
- C100 Developer Terminal
- Sutskever and LeCun: Scaling LLMs Won't Yield More Useful Results
- Gemini CLI Tips and Tricks for Agentic Coding
- The EU made Apple adopt new Wi-Fi standards, and now Android can support AirDrop
- A Fast 64-Bit Date Algorithm (30–40% faster by counting dates backwards)
- Alan.app – Add a Border to macOS Active Window
- Fara-7B: An efficient agentic model for computer use
- Compressed filesystems à la language models
- A woman on a mission to photograph every species of hummingbird
- Crypto hoarders dump tokens as shares tumble
- A cell so minimal that it challenges definitions of life
- How Does Microwaving Grapes Create Plumes of Plasma?
- Show HN: Safe-NPM – only install packages that are +90 days old
- Don't Download Apps
- Show HN: I turned algae into a bio-altimeter and put it on a weather balloon
- Statistical Process Control in Python
- Show HN: Yolodex – real-time customer enrichment API
- DRAM prices are spiking, but I don't trust the industry's why
- JOPA: Java compiler in C++, Jikes modernized to Java 6 with Claude
- Surprisingly, Emacs on Android is pretty good
- AdBlock and Signal are for terrorists, according to the French government [video]
- Cloudflare outage should not have happened